Today I would like to put on my professor's cap and educate everyone into the wondrous world of TROLL 2. TROLL 2 has many things to teach about the world around us, and it is fortunate that we have this unique opportunity to open our minds and expand our horizons. So without furth... Wait! What is that you are saying? You have never heard of TROLL 2? Well, looks like we need to start from the beginning. TROLL 2, released in 1990, has the reputation for being one of the worst films ever made. It is PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE bad. But, I must say, worst, like best, is often difficult to pin down. There are just too many variables in play to find a way to cancel them out and arrive at a final verdict. Does that mean TROLL 2 isn't bad? Oh no, not at all, TROLL 2 is most definitely quite awful, but there are different kinds of bad. Some films are bad-bad, like BATTLEFIELD EARTH. There is nothing redeeming about this film, and it has no entertainment value. In comparison, some films, like TROLL 2, PLAN 9, etc. are fun-bad. Sure, they scrape the bottom barrel when comes to film making technique, but they have a strange, masochistic charm about them that provides them with entertainment value. In fact, TROLL 2 is so fun bad that one of its stars has recently made a documentary about it that is actually well done and has been well received. With a tomatometer of 94% BEST WORST MOVIE is listed as fresh from this very website. So, with that in mind I would like to enlighten everyone with some of the intellectual stimulation that has enriched me since viewing TROLL 2. I will warn you, that there may be spoilers ahead, but no need to worry. I don't think that there is any way I can ruin your screening of TROLL 2.
That's my opinion, and I'm sticking to it.